QUESTION: What is the truest definition of Globalization?
ANSWER: Princess Diana’s death.
How Come?
An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky *check the bottle before you change the spelling*, followed closely by Italian paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles; treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines.
You are most probably reading this, using Bill Gate’s explorer (an American technology), on a computer that used Taiwan-made chips and a Korean-manufactured monitor, assembled by either poorly-paid Chinese or Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore or Thailand assembly plant, being transported by lorry Indian drivers, likely to be hijacked by Indonesian pirates while crossing the Strait of Malacca, unloaded by Filipino sailors and trucked to the U.S. by Mexican illegal immigrants…
This is the purest example of Globalization.
*And I don't know why in the world I posted this corny article. *sigh*
An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky *check the bottle before you change the spelling*, followed closely by Italian paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles; treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines.
You are most probably reading this, using Bill Gate’s explorer (an American technology), on a computer that used Taiwan-made chips and a Korean-manufactured monitor, assembled by either poorly-paid Chinese or Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore or Thailand assembly plant, being transported by lorry Indian drivers, likely to be hijacked by Indonesian pirates while crossing the Strait of Malacca, unloaded by Filipino sailors and trucked to the U.S. by Mexican illegal immigrants…
This is the purest example of Globalization.
5 Comments:
i love this post
We're getting a wee bit bored are we?
waah what a chain?!
maybe someone passed it to you hehhe
Brilliant! Simply Brilliant river!
Haha...Hilarious... I agree and I'd like to add that His Egyptians Father was a friend of Sultan from Brunei...haha...a bit lame I know. I just like to connect all things Bruneian. As you said, ambassadors of our own countries
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