10 PEOPLE I WANNA SLEEP WITH IN 2008
So they took out a piece of paper and listed down the most important issue facing the authors in the New Year: the10 people they wanna sleep with before 2008 ends. LOL!
These lists are not to be ignored. When Pisanu, Sofia and Morgan want something…they usually get it; challenging the Universe. LOL! Here are their WANT lists…
1. Micaela Reis (Miss Angola ’07) – she looks like a dominatrix and would whip my ass!
2. Denise Laurel – because she’s the cutest girl in Asia right now.
3. DJ Tiesto – because I wasn’t able last year.
4. Leah Dizon – she’s the most beautiful woman I have ever seen.
5. Colleen Francisca – because she rocks!
6. Preya – because she’s the hottest blogger in the entire blogosphere. *I am so dead after this post =)*
7. Dennis O’Neill – I wanna make everybody jealous.
8. Tera Patrick – because she’s my childhood dream girl and I want her on my birthday this year.
9. DJ Tony – because he makes me shake my booty on the dance floor.
10. Siti Nurhaliza – because I wanna make her happy.
1. Hady Mirza (Asian Idol) – because he looks like a virgin. Haha!
2. Mario Maurer – because he looks so innocent.
3. Ase Wang – same as Mario.
4. Peter Corp Dyrendal – I’m sorry, Ase. But I just have to. It’s a one time thing, sweetie. No big deal. Care to share?
5. Denise Laurel – because Pisanu and Morgan won’t stop talking about her. And she’s cute.
6. Alec van Dierendonck – because I like his style and long legs. Ugh!
7. Nicholas Saputra – I like my men a little rough sometimes.
8. Chin Indracusin – because he’s the hottest Thai at the moment.
9. Bryanboy – it’s the lesbian in me, sweetie.
10. Patrick Ribbsaetter – because he’s naughty in bed (I want know if it’s true).
1. Phuong Vy (Vietnamese Idol ’07) – because she’s cute.
2. Denise Laurel – because she’s cuter.
3. Tila Nguyen – she’s hot.
4. Mealeva Tam – even hotter!
5. Bryanboy!!!
6. Sam Chotebundit – I want to make Sofia jealous.
7. Preya – I want to make Pisanu jealous.
8. DJ Tiesto – because he rocks! And he is BISEAN’s official DJ.
9. Gretchen Baretto – because she’s lovely and I never met her.
10. Maria Renata – because she looks like an angel.
47 Comments:
Hahaha! This made my day!
LOL! can't stop laughing, swerting Bryanboy!! hehe
@Pisanu...Denise has a beautiful voice too
@Morgan...Gretchen is really lovely though a very high maintenance type of woman, but if you're rich...
@Sofia...Hady does look like a virgin
Siti? Are youcrazy, Pisanu?
LOL
Why did i have a feeling that Dennis O'Neill and Ase Wang would be on those list? Haha. But Denise was unexpected. I didn't know you guys know her.
I have the same wish list! Oh my god! All 30 0f them!
hey hanifa! why? siti is beautiful too. what are you talking about?
Be careful what you wish for, ...(especially if you usually get it).
@Pisanu - Tera Patrick? Hmmm... Nah. I'd go for Peter North :P Hehehe. But She's one hot mama though :)
@Sofia - I LOVE your choices!
@Morgan - Gretchen Baretto? Hmm.. If you like them bwitchy. I'm pretty sure Bryanboy would oblige your wish. :))
Well, I can't believe that my charm, charisma, and intellect didn't get me on one of the lists!!!
I think you need to let your loyal reader vote on their top ten list...and I think it needs to include the three of you...
We will see how YOU rate! :)
Tao
Now i wanna know who among the Biseans will be the first to date their top 10! :) I go for sofia of course, hehehe sori guys! :)
you should see denise laurel's close up ad! she's lovely!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McPm5NHpuOs
Oh my God! This is one list I wasn't expecting to make. What do you say to this? Thank you?
I think we need to have a contest....between the three as to who can get through their list first!
haha, this is pretty much a shocker of sorts for me!
But Gretchen Barretto? I don't think so.
@Q...PETER NORTH?!!! I'd say I go for Billy Glide, Mark Ashley AND Nacho Vidal all at the SAME time haha! (It's the whore in me...:)
For those who were wondering which one of us would bed the first ones..of course, Sofia. She just did one last night. Haha!
I got laid last night too. But he wasn't on the list. But still...famous. You want details?
@ Preya...what do you say to this? Send a thank you email with your number. LOL. Kiddin. But you know I find you really hot, yeah? I told you that quite a few times. =)
#8 --- Done. NEXT!
Sofia, do you really need to brag here? Have you got no shame at all? BE-ATCH!!!
j-e-a-l-o-u-s?
Hahahahahahahaha! This is getting more interesting!!! Go Sofia!
Just wait till Bryanboy hears about this. rofl.
Hep-hep hooooray! to Sofia! :)
I sent an email to Bryanboy and gave him your link..............................
Now let's see....................
Holy... *bows down and worships Sofia*
You're one lucky lady! Was he any good? :) hehehe.
Before we go off and start claiming bragging rights...we need to define acceptable proof.
Maybe pictures, sworn statements...and while we are at it how about some rating system? Maybe of the conquest and the from the one achieved?
I am thinking something along the lines of "BISEAN IDOL" I volunteer to be a judge! :)
Way to go Sofia!!!
@Tao...proof? I slept with this well-known singer-actor in my country...will a copy of his album be enough? Haha...
@Jake - Omg... Don't tell me it was....
Martin Nievara! LOL! :)
You make me wonder tuloy. Haha. ANd oh yeah. I like Mark Ashley. But Peter North can give you a milk bath... Every hour... :)
Ha! I'm booked to Singapore tomorrow...to meet No. 9. Take that!
Guys, who is that Filipina actress that Pisanu used to date last year? Anyone got any idea?
I know who she is, Mnechu. Beg me.
I beg you pleeeessssseee Tommy. Who?
Shut your face Tommy!
Tom is playing all knowing. HELLOW! That actress is not Pisanu's girlfriend. She's his concubine. He bought her 2 condo units in Manila, a brand new Volvo and some stuffs that are really expensive. She's not that famous anyway. Huh!!!!!!! The nerve she got!
What about just the initials, Miss Sucre?
@ Menchu...why do you need to know dude/babe? Are you a movie columnist or something? LOL. If I wanna be famous, I already did it long ago. But I don't wanna be.
Initials? Here... T. M. I. ...Too Much Information. =)
Jake...at my age and guessing was it ABBA? :)
Did you get the Album signed? Something like, "...Oh what a night..."
Wait a minute..."album" thats like a record...haven't seen one of those for years...
It was ABBA!
@Tao...haha! 'coz the guy gave me an album (a.k.a. a casette tape of his record! so 80's...not even a CD!) but he's still in his 20s...I really miss "what" he did to me...LOL
@Q...dude! Martin Nievera? I'm not a :daddy-eater!" I hate dads! LOL
PISANU and MENCHU: yeah, it's way too much info!
This is a hilarious and an overtly-crazy post!
I guess we should give the BiSEANers' a little bit of privacy in here.
JAKE: what?!!?
Hmm.. Pisano, Sofia and Morgan... what's the latest count on your lists on who you played with?
Oh I lurvee Sof's list too but minus Mario Mauer cos he looks so innocent, not naughty enough. Heh! I'd replace him with Morgan and Dean! :P I slept with a member of parliament (can't name the country cos it's too dangerous) before. It was great!
I almost thought this was just another travelogue... then I realized it had far more interesting origins... a bi blog?
Can spice it up with more scandalous spice please... like you said you had your first bf, a certain Noel, in Manila... how was it? is having sex with a Malaysian similar to a Pinoy or to a Thai... I want details of the idiosyncrasies of various horny SE dudes in bed please!!!
More travelogues in SE beds please... especially the BI kind...
ANONYMOUS...since your comments are too irrisistable to... uhm..."resist"...ok, I'm working on it.
Watch out for the most scandalous bisexual encounter stories Southeast Asia has ever heard of.
Let's scandalize paradise.
Watch out. =(
alec van dierendonck? lol. are you sure? lol. i remember during our inorganic chemistry class, he has this passion, you could see the fire in his eyes, his effort, how he carry himself, the confidence, no shame at all...
... picking his nose that is.
Dany, Alec is a friend of ours. So, you're saying you're from Davao?
@pisanu,
really? ara ara... hmm... now i'm uncomfortable. nope, i'm not from davao but alec studied here in manila way back. he's from college of pharmacy if i remember it right and he was my classmate. i doubt he remembers me. i rarely talk to him but i will not forget the day he actually picked his nose in front of us. i mean, we're shocked. who would do that?
oh...i thought he went back to holland.
ok, sorry about trashin your friend. no ill intentions. ch...
Who is that Dany person he must be a loser and shismoso in tagalog. I know Alec personally. All the things he is saying is a lie. What a dick. Why don`t you show yourself you pussy. Anyways couldn`t resist not posting a comment on that Dany dork.
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