CHARACTERISTICS OF A TRUE WHITE ELEPHANT

It appears that there wasn’t any mention of the requirement that a white elephant has to be entirely albino. The appreciation of the shade and the location of light spots are the first step in deciding whether the white elephant is worthy of being cherished as the most important possession in the entire kingdom.

The two bumps on the forehead (a major distinguishing feature between Asiatic elephants and their larger African cousins, which have only one) should be pronounced enough for a man to rest his neck between when the creature is fully grown. The tail should hang straight away from the body and seem to have a life of its own. It would be best if the hairs on its tip touch the ground.

Three hair strands must emerge from one follicle -- the characteristic most failed to meet. The distribution of hair behind the ears, on the head and back is also important. The gums are almost white or pale pink. The genitals must be of the same color.

Having taken note of the creature's physical attributes, they assess its personality. An intelligent elephant, for example, will run ahead of the pack at bathing time and enter the waters before they are churned and muddied by its older companions. When eating grass, a well-mannered elephant selects choice grass and elegantly swishes them from side to side before eating, thus discarding irksome insects.
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pretty complicated and crazy
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