OUR FIRST EVER HIATUS

Hello sweeties! We haven't been updating the blog lately because we are on individual holidays. This is BISEAN’s first ever blogging hiatus [which I think is well-deserved, won’t you agree?]

I'm in a spa for the whole week [ugh! top that! Lol] down Cha-Am. Morgan and Tommy are on a diving spree in Andaman Islands and the rest of our friends are spending money elsewhere.

The good-for-nothing cheater Pisanu is in Manila [which I just found out this morning] since Wednesday last week! [That man-whore!] Somebody told me he got a new toy girl from the Philippines. You can have your ring back anytime, baby! Whatevah honey, whatevah! Do I need to say I hate him? LOL

We’ll update regularly in a few days. In the mean time, it’s Perfect Specimen galore. Every effin’ day!

* People are roasting Pisanu on the comments section. Have a look... <3

--Sofia

FILIPINO MEN: Romantic or Deceitful?

I got a rose here next to my screen. My only witness and confidante on my 2 hour romance with Filipino men. This is a rant, ok sweetie? So if you have a problem with whining bloggers like me, you can get your sorry arse out of here. Shoo!

Morgan, Akihiro, Pisanu and I went to a bar last night around Remedios Circle [I’m not sure]. I think I’m missing something here honey, because it’s Monday night but it’s relatively full. We went straight to the bar to maximize visibility. And one thing’s for sure…people here luuuuvs to stare. And I’m lovin’ it! Ha-ha!

After a while, there’s this hazel-eyed gorgeous guy introduced himself to me. He said... he was waiting for somebody and probably been stood up. So after some pleasantries, he shamelessly invited me to go out the street to buy a pack of cigarettes with him [the bar doesn’t have it, sweetie?]. Being a pleasant lady that I am [and eager to find new conversations aside from the 3 monkeys with me] I gladly obliged. So out we go. This is where I got the rose, honey. Such a sweet guy, isn’t he?

When we came back, Morgan, Pisanu and Akihiro are all surrounded by men! You heard me! MEN! Not women, not girls, MEN! Fede pis! It turned out that Mr. Hazel Eyes was a decoy to get me away from my boys and have their way with them! I am so pissed I went back outside. The nerve!

On my way out, this curly little guy went up to me asking for my number. HELLLOOOO! Aren’t you the guy who just came in with that denim-jacket-wearing girl? Oh my god, are you just being friendly, sweetie? Because if you are, you could ask for my name first! Get your curly-locks out of my face! Out of my face! Huh!

I really think I am missing something here. What kind of bar is this? I really wanna know. Because if I was informed baby, there won’t be any problem. Honestly. I would not let my 3 monkeys get all the attention without a fight! Uh-uh, honey! No way!

Wait a minute… Wait a minute, sweetie… did you just take my pictures? WHAT IS IT WITH YOU? There’s this guy, wearing Nautica [at night!], just took my fokken picture with his camphone! What happened to the good-old-fashioned “may I?” Sweetie, if I see that on the Internet, I’ll turn you into a frog! I’m not kidding!

But nevertheless, I collected 7 roses during that 2 hour ordeal. I tossed 6 out of the car window and kept 1. To remind me of Pisanu – who ditched me for those bitchy Filipino men.

--Sofia

That Bitch!

Faen! It’s been a long time since I really wrote here. All I do is post, post, post what’s on Pisanu’s draft. So here’s a small thought. By the way, don’t expect any post from Morgan. All he do is scrub us [that scrub] and go with the ride. He doesn’t want to write anything! Grrrrrrr….!

Our 3 day Cebu trip was so relaxed and refreshing. And this is to thank those friendly Fililpino staff at the Shangri-La. Thanks guys for a very relaxing weekend. I would definitely be back there to see those hundred girls in bikini where Pisanu and Morgan went. They didn’t tell me the details. Oh those animals! But they told me about those gorgeous local men they met. Apparently, they are local celebrities – but I won’t believe them till they show me some proofs.

We are on our way to KL now and guess what? -- Arlyn is in town!!! – Pisanu’s 3rd ex-wife. I hate, hate, hate, and hate that bitch! All she does is hurt Pisanu. I guess he will be busy for the next few days and console myself with more shopping. So I hope you guys will still be reading the blog even if it’s me whose writing alone. I really want to hear from you guys about my posts, not just Pisanu’s. If you want details about Pisanu’s life…ask me. I hold the password of this blog now and Pisanu won’t be able to delete anything.

Now that “that” woman will be around for the next few days – I’ll sharpen my nails [just in case].

--Sofia