Friday, August 10, 2007

QUESTION: What is the truest definition of Globalization?
ANSWER: Princess Diana’s death.

How Come?

An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky *check the bottle before you change the spelling*, followed closely by Italian paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles; treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines.

You are most probably reading this, using Bill Gate’s explorer (an American technology), on a computer that used Taiwan-made chips and a Korean-manufactured monitor, assembled by either poorly-paid Chinese or Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore or Thailand assembly plant, being transported by lorry Indian drivers, likely to be hijacked by Indonesian pirates while crossing the Strait of Malacca, unloaded by Filipino sailors and trucked to the U.S. by Mexican illegal immigrants…

This is the purest example of Globalization.

*And I don't know why in the world I posted this corny article. *sigh*


chase said...

i love this post

jessekuma said...

We're getting a wee bit bored are we?

laine said...

waah what a chain?!
maybe someone passed it to you hehhe

khalel said...

Brilliant! Simply Brilliant river!

Bruneian said...

Haha...Hilarious... I agree and I'd like to add that His Egyptians Father was a friend of Sultan from Brunei...haha...a bit lame I know. I just like to connect all things Bruneian. As you said, ambassadors of our own countries

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