Taoism: “Shit happens.”
Buddhism: “If shit happens, it isn't really shit.”
Islam: “If shit happens, it is the will of somebody up there.”
Catholicism: “If shit happens, you deserve it.”
Judaism: “Why does this shit always happen to us?”
Atheism: “I don't believe this shit.”
Have a nice day!
4 Comments:
I have got nothin' to do about this post! Let me be clear on that. Have a nice day too, Morgan!
very clever and insightful!
Morgan! This is your coolest post so far! Let me add...Presbysterianism - "If the shit hits the fan, everybody's bound for it."
The universal PooP! hehehe
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