Saturday, January 12, 2008

THIS (More or Less) SUMS IT ALL UP

Taoism: “Shit happens.”

Buddhism: “If shit happens, it isn't really shit.”

Islam: “If shit happens, it is the will of somebody up there.”

Catholicism: “If shit happens, you deserve it.”

Judaism: “Why does this shit always happen to us?”

Atheism: “I don't believe this shit.”

Have a nice day!


Pisanu for BISEAN said...

I have got nothin' to do about this post! Let me be clear on that. Have a nice day too, Morgan!

eyron said...

very clever and insightful!

Jake Tornado said...

Morgan! This is your coolest post so far! Let me add...Presbysterianism - "If the shit hits the fan, everybody's bound for it."

Anonymous said...

The universal PooP! hehehe

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